Rank/Profession: Captain of the S.S. Bubbles
Height/Weight: 4’4″ / 115 lbs (132 cm / 52 kg)
Species: Pelzarian (Panda)
Cheng isn’t your traditional spaceship captain. Optimistic, pacifistic, and apparently oblivious to danger, she flies through the universe in search of exotic tea and frilly dresses. She grew up in a wealthy neighborhood on planet Pelzar Tiges with her twin sister Meilin. She fell in love with Mr. Rexley in her early teens, and her feelings never subsided, even after he married her sister.
Rank/Profession: Pilot of the S.S. Bubbles
Height/Weight: 3’7″ / 125 lbs (109 cm / 56 kg)
Species: Pelzarian (Fox)
Rexley, a “redshirt” who has yet to die, has lived a hard life. When he isn’t brooding behind the steering wheel, he’s growling or threatening to eat his crewmates, despite his privelaged upbringing. He married Mandy Cheng’s twin sister, Meilin, but she was murdered and he was forced to work on a space pirate ship. Now, even after parting ways with the pirates, his cutthroat attitude only subsides when he thinks of his wife.
Rank/Profession: Knight of Pelzar, Order of the Fly, Geneticist
Height/Weight: 2’8″ / 80 lbs (81 cm / 36 kg)
Species: Claims to be a Pelzarian Chinchilla
Sir Boris hired Cheng and Rexley to charter him throughout the galaxy, so he could gather specimens and test subjects for his scientific experiments. He’s diminutive, nervous, and a bit deranged; one would never suspect he was knighted for courage in battle! He refuses to explain the goal of his studies, but they seem to involve experimenting on live creatures. Beneath his fluffy cheeks and buck-toothed smile, there may just be a monster.
Rank/Profession: Test Subject
Height/Weight: 7’2″ / 170 lbs (218 cm / 77 kg)
Species: F’glorbian Squid (according to Sir Boris)
Dubbed Calimary, she is the pet/test subject of Sir Boris. After being presumed dead and stuffed in a sack, she awakened on Xenophobix 4 and instantly became “attached” to Mr. Rexley. Though unable to speak, she demonstrates signs of intelligence, such as the ability to read. She seems to have no greater desire than to snuggle with Mr. Rexley.