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Acrobatic Pirouette Dodge

Sorry about the delay between pages. I’ve been trying to find time to do extra commissions to fund a move.

  • Mappa Artista

    Love the double lower jaw.

    • Radar

      just like in Alien

      • Mappa Artista

        Or Blade.

        • Radar

          why didn’t I think of that one

          • Tammy

            so scary you want to repress it?

          • Radar

            nope, just tired

    • o0m-9

      …. Where does it go when he closes his mouth?

      EDIT: Ah, I see now. I didn’t notice that each side was only half as wide as it needed to be.

      • Mr. Al

        Still, that lower central double-line of teeth must hurt his tongue….

        • kitromney

          thar goes ma bet an ma muney.
          if ya think abouwt it, dosnt a snaiks teeth hav a speshial way of bendin back inside ah tha mouwth?

          • o0m-9

            Only the two fangs you see on venomous snakes. Boris has two entire rows of canine teeth, which don’t really have anywhere to go. I guess they *might* fold into the bottom of his mouth, but that would probably undermine their purpose, since teeth need to be secured well before they’re capable of piercing anything.

  • Eltharrion

    “Acrobatic pirouette dodge”.
    This sound effect shall go into memorial list of great sound effects, along with “kadoosh’ed” and “doublecross”

    • Victor Voracious

      Along the lines of “the sound ninjas make when they jump silently”

      • Eltharrion

        or “this is a ringtone, ringing along the tone of your ringing”

        • kitromney

          “WHADUP BEOTCH, leave a message”

  • Leokingdom10

    wow they know skills!!! quick use the RUN skill

    • Radar

      then use the hide in the closet skill

      • BigBadWolf

        That mean your going to come out of the closet then? I’m trying out this sparkling ribeye steaks someone left in the kitchen.

        • Radar

          my house doesn’t even have a closet

          • BigBadWolf

            Then where you hide your skeletons? I tried hiding mine in the basement but they piled up i build a new sauna and a murphy bed oh and a set of patio furniture from what i had in my basement so now i dug a hole under my garage and store them in that closet.

            Oh and surprised nobody noticed its an upskirt shot there. For a panda thats a nice view.

          • Radar

            I noticed it alright, but mentioning things like that got my brother banned

          • BigBadWolf

            Hiding in the closet and refusing to come out cause of a scary monster… wierd reason to get banned but i will leave it there just to be safe.

          • Radar

            mentioning inapropiat topics is what likely led to his situation

          • kitromney

            for some reason I can’t explain, I know Saint Peter will call my name.

          • Radar

            what???

          • kitromney

            I’m thinking of Viva La Vida by Coldplay.

          • Radar

            never heard of it

  • GreckAuger

    I bet that Lizard wants the food cart.

  • somebody

    Let’s count cliches.
    1 – Turning your head and coming face to face with a wicked mouth full of sharp teeth
    2 – Mutated scientist in a torn lab coat
    3 – When cornered by a mindless predator, resort to flattery
    4 – Alien screeching and revealing a double lower jaw
    I really liked this page. It was refreshingly cheesy.

    • UmbrotheUmbreon

      Somebody has seen too many horror/suspense films :P

      • kitromney

        The Conjuring.

        • UmbrotheUmbreon

          Makes me think of Megadeth

  • DarkMyste

    dang dress needs to be obliterated from the second second panel;

  • MrAMP

    Ballet…it can totally save the day. XD
    Also, is it me or is Rexley really concerned about Mandy?

  • Radar

    NixieSeal, Gravedigger wants you to know your comic has fallen two places to number 9 on his list, but hes still liking the reboot better than the original

    • NixieSeal

      Aww, why did I fall two places?

      • kitromney

        if I had to guess, I’d say I’m an idiot and I don’t know why.

      • Radar

        he was looking forward to seeing how the sparkling unicorn was going to improve the comic, and he was appalled by turning him into a ham instead of just6 dead hero

        • kitromney

          I see irony in that statements, cause in a sense he’s quite dead, and he could have just as easily saved them all by being eaten in the first place.

          • Radar

            what??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

          • kitromney

            if they wanted him to be fed to the beast, they could have just said that the doctor needed to be restrained and he would have gone to the room where he would have been eaten.

          • Radar

            still doesn’t make sense

  • Facade Kitsune

    is that a home stuck reference i spy :D

    • NixieSeal

      Why yes it is!

  • william

    glad to see there’s an upskirt moment here, although to be honest, it would be better if the victim wasn’t wearing old-timey bloomers.

    • kitromney

      now where’s the fun in that?

    • NixieSeal

      Rubbish! It’s scandalous enough that she isn’t wearing gloves and a hat, and you’ve seen her ankles! That is a captain, sir, not a tramp!

  • Mappa Artista

    Plus we finally see all seven crew members in one place.